While the production budget for Awkward Silence is understandably huge (beer, duct tape, green-felt hats, Green Door passes, NutraSweet (for Brian)), we’re grateful that our headliner Steve White (HBO, Showtime, BET, Comedy Central, Do the Right Thing) was thoughtful enough to bring snacks. Show notes:

• White pills with “E” on ’em
• Kermit died for this hat
• WY gig prep
• Comedian misery
• Tape-ous Interuptous
• Scott’s ass play(?!?)
• Headliner Steve White
• Eddie Murphy’s Brother’s Datsun
• Price is Right auditions
• Common comedian mistakes
• “My penis didn’t work”
• Spike Lee movie gigs
• Hell Gig: Stand up in a boxing ring

“Why would you hit me, Ben Vereen?”